Thursday, April 7, 2011

Narrative battle report. Orkz vs Dark Angels - Da Orkz perspective!

       Da Boss sez he wantz dese two shiny fings but dat dem green an’ bone humies ave got one of ‘em.  So he told Bogbutt’s boyz to go stand around on one of ‘em and he told Nobgoblers boyz to go get de uva one.  Bogbutt sed ‘ai whyz Nobgoblerz mangey runtz getz ta do some krumpin and we gotz ta stand about doin’ nuffink?’

Da Boss didn’t say nuffink.  Da Boss don’t need to say nuffink.  ‘E just klobbered  Bogbutt and told him to shut ‘is stinking pie hole an do wot ‘e sez coz he’s da biggest an’ da meanest Ork dere iz!'  I luvz politikz!

Dem green an’ bone humies started shootin’ Nobgoblerz boyz but it was good coz dey waz just gettin’ ready to Wwwwaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!  And anyway no one likes Nobgoblerz boyz coz dey iz just a bunch a grotz!  

Bogbutts boyz woz gettin’ bored but den dem bone humies came drivin’ in dere trukk.  Da boyz fought dey was gonna get ta squish some humie but wen Wazbangs loota boyz started shootin’ dem bone humies ran away.  Bogbutt woz gonna go krump Wazbang but da boss klobbered ‘im again.

Da boss told Cindy da girlie Ork to keep Bogbutt an’ ‘is boys busy while dey was standin’ on dere shiny fing whilst ‘e and ‘is Nobz got on dere bikes and went looking ta krump somink coz it was borin’ standin around!

Nobgoblerz boyz and Wazbangs boyz got stuck in wiv dem bone kuller ‘umies but dey got krumped good an ‘ard.  It dont matta doe coz dey did enuff krumpin before de end.  Wile dey was in dat big ruck da Boss got sneakie like a grot an’ went an’ bashed dem shooty humies on dere shiny fing and so da Boss sed we winz coz we gotz both shiny fings!!

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